my little friend in gym

I was going on in one of my sessions and was starting to feel collywobbles due to hunger. I was desperate and was thinking of having anything for food when i noticed this doozy creature sitting like a czar and proudly erecting its long tail. I stared at it cap-a-pie. At this time my mind was filled with the recipes that were published for germany and others..... 'Grill the octopus oracle. Throw Paul in the saucepan...','...Bring to boil, reduce heat to low and simmer for 20 minutes. Drain octopus, place in a bowl with soy, tomato sauce and sweet chili sauce. Stir to combine. Heat barbecue to high and grill octopus for 5-6 minutes, turning occasionally, until cooked or lightly charred. Garnish with parsley...',BBQ Garlic Octopus,Chili Lemon Octopus,Spanish Braised Octopus in Paprika Sauce,Polpi in Umido-Italian Octopus Stewed in Wine and Tomatoes.....
...now the question is-
will those recipes work in this case???
will it be yummy yummy???
mamma mia!!!
OR
should i go for BEAR GRYLLS' (man vs wild on discovery) recipes that are not found in any restaurant of the world???
As i was considering the different recipes,it made a giant leap like Armstrong did it on moon under 1/6th of g,i was left only with some snapshots.......
Alas!!have to go hungry today....next time....